It would appear that I have been commissioned to transmit a message of the utmost urgency. As the governments of this planet often monitor, much to the chagrin of its citizens, communications and correspondence, we have found it prudent to disguise this transmission within a blog format. Please relay all response and additional correspondence as a “comment.” Additional instructions to be given when needed.
As I said, this is a message of great urgency. While passing through our solar system in the galaxy of the Milky Way, a ship belonging to three of your citizens experienced a malfunction and they were forced to land, quite abruptly, on a planet called Earth. They wish to relay that they are safe and secure for the time being but that they request immediate rescue.
Their Citizen ID are as follows: WekWek002, ZimmyZimZimmy759, KikoKah56678594356
A Message From Citizen WekWek002 as follows:
Help! Dear Lords on TztztzO help us! We are begging you! This planet doesn’t even have free cable.
End Transmission
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